am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”
Why is everybody at Walmart right now?! I have one damn thing. A nigga bout to go pay for these chicken wings in electronics.
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME
You will never convince me that a person has played a role better. Yes I include Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man in that comparison. NOBODY beats JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson.
Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-
And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.
this used to be my fave show
The Whitest Kids U’ Know x
whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around
Today on the MBTA, someone called 911 over a lady puking on the subway, claiming she was from Liberia and had Ebola. After they had stopped train service on the Orange line, and escorted her away with a horde of cops and medical responders, it was finally established that she was actually of Haitian descent.
The Ebola epidemic is going to spin off into full-on hypochondriac racism really fast, mark my words.