Tales Of A Lovelorn Musician
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

thesimplethings1:

DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME

JUST…..DON’T

as if the finale wasn’t enough…they extended it

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

i’m at a point in my life where everything is falling apart and everything is coming together at the same time.
(via prosaic-wonderland)

yuriyuridawa:

foxxxynegrodamus:

susiethemoderator:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

It’s even funnier when you see the White Tears in the comment section saying EXACTLY what the actors say in the video.

OMG I’m cackling at the Irish guy HAHAHAHA that’s soooo accurate

oof, that last dig at the redskins.

fightingnormativities:

Cinnamon rolls not gender roles

fightingnormativities:

Cinnamon rolls not gender roles

musclemartini:

teddythemonster:

postracialcomments:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

100% accurate

this is no exaggeration.
it gets this intense, that fast, for no reason.

true

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

melancholic-wallflower:

Teacher: "Get into groups."

melancholic-wallflower:

Teacher: "Get into groups."

toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time