Tales Of A Lovelorn Musician
rydenarmani:

visacredit:

ummm…

no one tell her

rydenarmani:

visacredit:

ummm…

no one tell her

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

imsoshive:

Why is everybody at Walmart right now?! I have one damn thing. A nigga bout to go pay for these chicken wings in electronics.

supermoclel:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME

notgoingtohelp:

You will never convince me that a person has played a role better. Yes I include Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man in that comparison. NOBODY beats JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson.

commedes-lavie:

findingnikko:

ikantenggelem:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-

omg

well damn

herorgasms2:

gasdrawl:

"you gotta finger dis jawn"

Had to lol

kili-fili-and-frilly:

And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill

whitegirlsaintshit:

monobeartheater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

whitest kids u know arent even close to fucking around

this used to be my fave show

robotlyra:

Today on the MBTA, someone called 911 over a lady puking on the subway, claiming she was from Liberia and had Ebola. After they had stopped train service on the Orange line, and escorted her away with a horde of cops and medical responders, it was finally established that she was actually of Haitian descent.

The Ebola epidemic is going to spin off into full-on hypochondriac racism really fast, mark my words.